1. (Source: nickholmes, via thebullmoose)

     


  2. madturbating:

    Today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “I’m not pro gay but I’m not amateur gay either”

    (via habitualspontaneity)

     


  3. Not gonna lie, I’m really really really nervous. I’ll be biting my nails all week.

    …I want this more than anything I’ve wanted in months.

     


  4. sexhaver:

    baby boomers out here talking shit like they didn’t elect reagan

    (via sweatywithstrangers)

     

  5. breakingbeth:

    spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

    (via flowersofcarnage)

     

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  7. zuzuzuko:

    resetty:

    what if websites had closing hours

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    (Source: pokabu, via m-a-n-d-o-l-i-n)

     

  8. abbigshmail:

    twittysuch:

    itsvondell:

    poptech:

    And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

    oh woah i had no idea

    that’s so weird! that’s so strange to me

    Does the med school plastic surgeon teach there? Because med school students get paid? Am I just brain-fried tonight?

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?

     


  9. bidenette:

    it was the besta bynes

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    it was the worsta bynes

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    (via thebullmoose)

     

  10. eileenmorrell:

    tiredtalk:

    morning after

    thoughts about the impermanence of a hook up written in permanent marker in the places he touched

     by Lindsay Bottos

    This is fucking beautiful. Omg

    (via strings-and-classy-things)